Democratic People's Republic of Kirkland

Hello, people of Kirkland. I am President of the Marxist People's Republic of Burkland and request citizenship in the DPRoK. I vow to uphold the values of the socialist and communist and to fulfill my rights as stated in the Kirkish constitution.

As Premier I approve your citizenship application.

As a communist, I will apply for membership in the Party.

I will be happy to welcome you into the Party. Just file an application in the proper location for record keeping purposes.