23-01-201212:53 AM
There will now be a standardized time reference in the Democratic People's Republic of Kirkland. If the government issues a statement, law, or decree that is to take effect at a certain time, the item in question will be in effect once the time stated is reached in the Central Standard Time zone (or GMT -6). This is to ensure that there is no confusion between governmental departments or citizens when a document is time sensitive. Questions on this matter should be directed to the People's Commissariat for Civil Affairs,